聽(tīng)眾對(duì)于講段子的反應(yīng)有幾種。首要種就是一聽(tīng)到:各位聽(tīng)眾,今天我給大家講個(gè)段子,就已經(jīng)忍不住哈哈大笑,停不下來(lái)。第二種是說(shuō)完了,馬上同步高潮。而我講段子都很冷。段子講完了,別人過(guò)了幾天才能反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)。哈哈哈哈!我的水平確實(shí)有待提高。我從來(lái)就不是一個(gè)會(huì)講故事的人,段子就更加不用提了。我當(dāng)兵那幾年,就只憋出了兩個(gè)段子。首要次,是在新兵訓(xùn)練營(yíng)的時(shí)候。那時(shí)候,大家都住集體營(yíng)房。晚上閑著沒(méi)事都圍坐一起講笑話。輪到我了。躲不過(guò)去,那就硬著頭皮講一個(gè)吧。新兵營(yíng),手機(jī)電腦必須上交,我們對(duì)外聯(lián)系又回到了鴻雁傳書(shū),用筆紙寫(xiě)信的年代。我說(shuō),One day, I wrote to my Chinese friend and told him. The American are so funny. They fxck all the time, and shit everywhere! (某天我寫(xiě)信給我的中國(guó)朋友,說(shuō),美國(guó)人很有趣的啦,他們經(jīng)常吵泥嘛,隨地大小便!) 于是大家都哈哈哈哈!后來(lái)分配到基地了,偶然會(huì)有士官跟我開(kāi)玩笑,說(shuō):SPC WU, are you spy?你猜我怎么回答?我說(shuō):Am I handso